Snide! 

due to the snide manor of sam, the word snide no longer has a meaning. snide can be used whenever or whereever it is needed, wether it be an insult or a big up.
the word snide is most commenly used by follet and can be heard being reggurgated about 6x per minute on average.

basically; snide is a substitue for any word in any context.

joni: aryt sam
sam: snide!
joni: hows that bacon butty?
sam: tbh doh, its propa snide!
joni: oh ryt need more mayo?
sam: yea defo needs mayo, but not on the bun tho, on the snide! llllllllollllllollllll

Snide! by joni_joni May 28, 2008

Snape killed Dumbledore 

An expression inspired by the 2005 internet fad around the Harry Potter and the Half-Blood prince in which the character Snape kills Dumbledore.

"Snape killed Dumbledore" is closest in meaning to shit happens or I don't give a shit and is is used as an unsympathetic comeback, similar to Jesus wept.

Guy 1: "Balls. I just failed another Calc test. Another, and I'll fail the class."
Guy 2: "Snape killed Dumbledore, you know? You always complain about failing classes, why don't you study for once?"

Snape killed Dumbledore by Ben Dover! May 26, 2006

sniped 

The act of being splattered with semen by a person who has hid themselves in your closet. This act is done while you and a young lady are fornicating, the stranger hiding in your closet, masturbates and creams you while yelling sniper.

Everything was going good with her until some douchebag sniped me.

sniped by Jimbo S. March 23, 2007

Snipefuck

to embarrass, destroy ,fry, pwn, own, and obliterate any goalie's hope of playing hockey by sniping them so hard they feel as if they've been fucked.

Ovechkin snipefucks whenever he wants.

Conor Clark is unable to snipefuck.

Snipefuck by jturc October 4, 2009

snipertunity

the perfect alignment, esp. as in video games, of location, weaponry, and victim.

you've found the perfect vantage point. you're well-hidden, you've just reloaded, and along comes the hapless enemy. snipertunity.

snipertunity by phoenix maximus May 4, 2010

Sniperpuss 

One who thinks they are good at sniping.

Joe is such a sniperpuss he always tries for no scopes.

Sniperpuss by Dannyshitbits July 6, 2010

Sniper rifle 

Sniper rifle is accurate semi automatic or bolt action long barreledfirearm with telescopic sight attached to the stock.

Sniper rifle is not same thing as sniper.
Sniper is person who uses sniper rifle.

Paradox Poke:This PGM Hecate II is really good sniper rifle.

Sniper rifle by Matyu Sniper December 19, 2017