SMIF

Some MALE I Fucked

That was just a SMIF.

by 4FunShowMe November 17, 2015

grift shift

This occurs when some poor asshole attempts to grift you
and you know...you just know. So you decide to play along, then after a while you decide to BS them, and when they do their grift, you take off with their cash, your cash, their girlfriend, and their car.
.

Guy:Want to play some russian roulette?

Guy#2: sure, how many bullets in the gun?

Guy:ummm...1 *loads 6 into all chambers*

Guy#2:okay, how much money to the winner?

Guy: hundred bucks, you first *hands gun over*

Guy#2: *shifts out bullet before firing gun* dude, your turn.

Guy:Shit...He did a grift shift...*BANG*

by IKilledTheParty February 22, 2010

smif'

an abbreviation for the hand gun ,Smith and Wesson..

Yo!..That fool tried to yank me so I pulled out the smif' and let off!

by Denman75 July 6, 2008

sifty

Casual, gentle pace.

Used by NZ mountain bikers to describe the pace of a ride that is not aggressive or fast.

Any Tauranga riders into sifty night rides?

C. will be taking a sifty women's pre-ride of the Mt. Vic course this Sunday afternoon.

by ClemNobody December 15, 2008

Shifty

A person that is so 1337 in every way that it is rumored that people in forums worship him. If you happen to see him in person you will probably have an aneurysm and die because his coolness is rumored to do that.

"Steve saw Shifty yester day and died because of the coolness."

"I want to see Shifty so bad, that I don't care if I die."

"All hail Shifty, our new world leader!"

by mKong July 20, 2004

smft

swingin' my front tail

You: Did you make it out last night?

Me: Ya I was dancing at the bar just smft.

by 'cha boy May 13, 2010

shift

to have sex in ireland

i shifted a wee doll last night!

by lettuce June 4, 2003