Smartassia

A newly discovered disease through discussion with fellow homosapians. It is only diagnosed upon self examination with agreement by colleagues or friends. It is the disease of the uncontrollable sense of being a smart ass. This disease is defined by the fact one cannot control the urges to act like a smart ass.

I made an abrupt comment similar to someone being a smart ass and I could not resist or stop myself. All of my life I have been called smart ass and smart alik. Upon self examination I realized I have been doing this for years and most likely suffering from smartassia. was also confirmed from my family smart ass who also suffers from this unlikely disease.

by brandaz888 June 6, 2013

smart quick service restaurant

A quick service restaurant (QSR) applying innovative technology to facilitate more efficient operations while driving customer engagement.

That smart quick service restaurant is using interactive digital menu boards to visually engage with customers.

by Smart QSR Guy November 29, 2013

smart gambler

A smart gambler is one who does not go to the ATM at the casino.

This is Shahid's fourth trip to the ATM... He is not a smart gambler.

by JohnnyPunani May 11, 2014

smartassically

Having done something with the values of a smartass.
Adj./Adv.

Example:
Guy: I told her she was pretty. Smartassically at that.

smartass dick ass

by Shade the Wuff June 4, 2014

smart farter

Smart Farter - One who only farts when other living things are around to blame it on, ie people waiting in line, dogs, group of people in an elevator.

Bob was sitting on the sofa with his wife and their two dogs. He rips a silent and smelly Fart. His wife says "Who farted?". Bob replies "it must of been one of the dogs" Bob got away with it because he is a smart farter

by loma_prieta January 9, 2014

smartasseryness

the art of being a 'smart ass'.

The world would be so boring without 'smartasseryness'.

by WWShellzy November 16, 2014

Sartey

1. Dirty
2. Hollow
3. Despondent

Derived from surname of the French philosopher, Jean Paul Sartre, who's work often evokes existentialist despair and the feeling of being sullied by humanity.

Man, that last episode of Westworld made me feel real Sartey. I need to take a shower.

by wait, nevermind December 9, 2016