The word asf is means "as fuck". If we use this word after something praiseworthy word like "she's gorgeous asf" or "smart asf" it means that person is soooo gorgeous and soooo smart.
by Evangeline valentine March 15, 2023
Get the smart asfmug. 85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV
(noun)
Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.
Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.
Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
(noun)
Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.
Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.
Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
by not_espressoYT August 17, 2025
Get the 85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TVmug. Virtual Venture Media Coin - VVMC is the BEP20 (BSC) token that aims to create a hedge and bridge between the physical world and the digital one. Only digital cryptocurrency backed by real assets is building the world-first Crypto Smart City in Cambodia.
by cryptoleader November 23, 2021
Get the Crypto Smart Citymug. Using smart while moving your bowels causing you to spend longer that required squating on the turd catcher
by Joe O'Regan November 24, 2015
Get the smart phone dumpmug. by anxiousdude02 August 30, 2019
Get the make smartmug. by The Smart People April 29, 2019
Get the TSP- The smart peoplemug. Gympie Gympie / Dendrocnide moroides
Nickname For gympie gympie since it would a bad idea to wipe your bum with it.
Nickname For gympie gympie since it would a bad idea to wipe your bum with it.
by Kid with assburgars September 19, 2023
Get the Smart Assmug.