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Simon

Simon is a type of guy from the Swedish woods. He likes basketball and boys from Kongo. Er mag Jungs mit Milch. He has a small head too. He is not good as a defender at the soccer team. His mom is the coach.
Person 1: Simon, you okay?
Person 2: No mate... I’m Swedish
by Swedishsoccerhater November 8, 2018
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A guy that wrecked a kid tonight
by Suckmyassxx1234 January 11, 2019
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Simon is Simon
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Well well so you want to know what a Simon is, well there’s not too much to know really apart from he compensated for something with his obnoxiousness and antipathy for children cough small penis cough
Oh my god he’s tiny I bet twenty quid he’s called simon
by YcaUAD March 16, 2019
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Simon is very mensig dampar på alla loves horses and carrot and he kallas för stallpojken he can’t say ”S” because he läspar stackarn. Sssssnoken wailly sssss ÄSSS
Ni har bara gjort de kör de

Ssssssimon
by Snoken simpan March 23, 2019
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Simon Simunek

A son of the sun. Be careful, you might get burnt!
Boy: Hi.
Simon: I´m Simon Simunek
Boy gets burnt
by Popbal March 24, 2019
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Simone

Simone’s are egg bitches that are shorter than ants and looks like gru. They will use anything against you in any way. They are also very homosexual but for some reason they date men
Whoa look out it’s simone better not say anything offensive
by Bobby ches April 11, 2019
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