Monkey Shits

A bile movement in which a water substance explodes out of your ass.

All that drinking last night has caused me to have the Monkey Shits today.

by shoes & socks January 8, 2003

running shits

usually happens while walking around a mall, school, or house. starts with a walking fart, then quickly turns to the running shits. these are something not for the weak at stomach, however stomach flu can make them much worse. sometimes referred to as the trots, or explosive diarreah.

omg me and charles were walking around the mall the other day, he got the walking farts and then suddenly he had the running shits.

by sweetontweety7777 April 17, 2009

shits

Something or a situation that is not desirable.

"I flunked my Spanish class, isn't that the shits!"

by x January 31, 2003

panic! at the shitsco

another shit name for the shit band, panic! at the disco

no, there playing that damn song from panic! at the shitsco AGAIN how many times can i hear "closing a goddamn door:

by JoJOO March 20, 2007

Shits

A word describing the utmost level of goodness.

Lerry: I just got a free keg of beer.

Jim: That's the Shits.

by UncleDeath585 March 30, 2009

The Real Shits

Getting extremely annoyed or angry with something, someone or circumstances.

My girl got the real shits after I fake chowed her!

by Big Kas August 18, 2011

St. Patrick's Day shits

Anytime someone has an unusually green shit. Such an act is likely to take place the day after St. Patrick's Day because of the high amount of green food dye consumed.

Dude 1: Wow, I dont know what I ate yesterday, but I had a mad case of St. Patrick's Day shits this morning and got it all over the bathroom wall.
Dude 2: Holy shit! It looks like Gumby exploded in the your bathroom!

by Lionel Matson April 6, 2008