shart

When someone "sharts," they farted and left shit stains on their pants.

Cecil: Who brought the crap in?
Licec: Shut yo mouth, you prob shart your pants everyday

by Sapphire_WasTaken October 27, 2022

shart

The act of pooping thy pants

oh I think I just sharted

by shart thy pants January 5, 2023

St Patrick's Shart

An unusual bowel movement occuring 1-3 days following the annual St Patrick's Day celebration held on March 17th. The bowel movement is most likely due to the overconsumption of Irish culture foods combined with copious amounts of alcohol.

Wife: Why is your green underwear on the bathroom floor and covered in shart?!

Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...

...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!

by CouchPotato420 March 20, 2021

mystery shart

Verb
When you can’t decide whether the fart is gonna be a shit or a fart.

Gary: Hey Luke, did you hear that Don got fired?
Luke: For what?
Gary: He got the mystery shart

by broomstick handle March 16, 2022

Sharted

The act of trusting a fart but shitting yourself instead.

I accidentally Sharted last night.

by An intelligent individual REAL October 27, 2022

shart

shit and fart

i tried to fart but i sharted😱
i took a big fat shart yesterday
me when i shart😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😭😭😭😭😭

by i sharted😭 November 25, 2021

chloe shart

A girl who always sharts herself. She cant ever hold it in. Its a warm sensation. Murphy likes it too. So does leonard. And pengelly :)

CHLOE SHART: its time to crank up the frank up!
RANDOM GIRL 1: oh festy!
RANDOM GIRL 2: who let the shart off the chain?
CHLOE SHART: hehe not me.. *shart drips down her leg*
*a warm sensation*
RANDOM GIRL 2: eww festyyyyy!
CHLOE SHART: well thats what I ment when I said "crank up the frank up". At least I gave you a warning.

by chlosta August 17, 2022