Shane Green

Some random black guy who is a level 100 freak and a level 1 crook. He has no money, no bitches, and no skill at games. He does however have the most amazing and wonderful and extraordinary best friend any person should wish for and is lucky to have him. This guy has a chode.

Person 1: Hey do you know Shane Green?
Person 2: Unfortunately I remember some fucking camo pants he wore that sucked. I hope someone pees on them.

by The only guy that knows his sh January 1, 2025

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Shane Bradshaw

When your dreaming of being an ice cube.

I saw her swallow an ice cube, im Shane Bradshaw right now.

by Ted norths January 13, 2025

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Shane Mccutcheon syndrome

A phenomenon that lesbians often face in straight spaces, especially if they're androgynous or more masculine. Suddenly all the straight girls are willing to experiment with their sexuality!

"tell me Jessica, why do these straight girls with husbands and boyfriends think I'm their escape route?" "omg girl I think you have Shane Mccutcheon syndrome!"

by BoxMuncher4ever July 21, 2025

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On Shane

similar to "no cap", "on my mama", or "on God"... used when you are swearing something to be true because Shane is the realest mfer out there

Friend: "These girls on Tinder are fake gas."

You: "On Shane."

by sandbox17 August 18, 2025

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Shane

sheyn Noun;
Your typical run of the mill bloke, no discernable unique personality traits. Standard lame clothes, no street smarts, unfunny, and lacking in swagger. A loser.

Variants include; Shaneos, McShane, Shaneboss, Sergio Shaneboss, Shane-bossanova, et al

"Have a look at this Shane over here"

"Oh yeah I know Harry, absolute Shane"

by Ashton Souternym September 17, 2025

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