Samuel

a thot.

wow, what a fucking thot, must be a Samuel.

by Yurgaybestfriend October 12, 2018

Samulipistätriplajuustolla Tupsu Tupee Väänänen-Väänänen

1. a huge penis

1. He has a Samulipistätriplajuustolla Tupsu Tupee Väänänen-Väänänen so big, that he gives even John Holmes a run for his money

by Hullu_ukko November 28, 2010

Samuel

Samuel, also known as Sam, is a cute gay BOY, he is SmOrT and likes rabbits. He is a loyal Boyfriend.

SAMUEL: Sam, you are really cute
SAM: ILY too

by IceyEnder December 23, 2018

Saemin

repulsive sweat that drips down the end of your ballsack causing severe fat

james got a horrible saemin one day and turned turned fat

by skinny words fat man August 27, 2009

seven samurai

Boring movie in black and white. Many hail as "greatest movie of all time," yet give no resoning to support this claim.

Probably really awesome in the olden ye tymes what with the minimal amounts of fake blood, but now it's... dumb. Seriously, people. It was terrible.

WAY TOO LONG. Could have been at least an hour shorter.

I told my parents to wake me up when something intresting happened while watching Seven Samurai, and they never woke me up. Because they fell asleep too.

by theshinykitty April 10, 2005

Samuel Marsden

That bugger who introduced sheep or rabbits to Australia.

Dan:What an ass! He introduced chickens to the Maldives!
Paul:Must be the next Samuel bloody Marsden.

by Sucajo August 2, 2004

Samuel

The biggest annoyance you will ever come across. He makes noise with intent to piss off anyone within a ten foot radius and will get louder if you walk away.

Guy 1: Shut the fuck up!
Guy 2: No!
(Guy 1 walks away)
(Guy 2 follows and gets louder)
Guy 1: FUCK OFF! YOU ARE SUCH A SAMUEL!

by Mykropenys January 17, 2018