the art of putting a kitten and a puppy in a blender. then pouring the concoction into a 7 year old's rectum, and pour it in. then finding Taiwanese hooker to sacrifice one of a newborn children and feed it to the 7 year old child. then shove a long stick into the 7 year old's anus and pushing the mixture into its stomach. after the child is full of the kitten, puppy, and baby; have sex with him missionary style (in order to be sure that the mixture is properly stirred up). then take a razor blade and cut him open and have intercourse with his innards. Finally feeding the smoothie of blood, semen, kitten, puppy, feces and vomit to the hooker.
by Nurse Jenny June 08, 2012
What'd you order?
The chicken club. I thought it was just a sandwich but it came with an order of surprise fries!
The chicken club. I thought it was just a sandwich but it came with an order of surprise fries!
by ChrisDougman February 09, 2016
"It's 5:30am! Surprise pink!!!"
by pitunf1999 December 09, 2016
by dashengxiao February 27, 2021
A bar trick usually performed by a female server or bar tender on a patron that has closed their tab without tipping and hung around to bullshit with friends. At this point, the server/bar tender re-engages with the patron and precedes to tell them about the urban legend that if someone blows on one's asshole, that person can't shit. At this point, the non-tipper is so obliterated and a non-believer of the urban legend and asks to have it proven. At this point, the server/bar tender has the patron lie on their back up on the bar, on the floor, or on a stage. They then pull down their pants to expose the chocolate star and ask the non-tipper to blow. Upon the cool breeze hitting the 'ol balloon knot, the bowels are released, leaving a free swirly on the patron's face.
Yo, the other night I hung out with Jason at the Watering Hole and he brought his dumbass co-worker, Adam, with him. That mother fucker bought over $100 of booze and didn't tip our server. He then proceeded to hang around like Epstein in a prison cell. After a while, the server told him THE urban legend. And yes, he fell for it. She gave him the blown surprise and shat all over his face! It was EPIC!!
by Bobby the Bug Man September 22, 2020
When your laying in bed with your girlfriend and she says "my phone fell out of my pocket" then she pulls your pants down and you ask "what's happening down there!?" And she muffles "I'm giving you a surprise!" This is clearly the best type of blowjob scince you dong nag and beg + you aren't suspecting it 😉 then you cum and your girlfriend finds her phone.
"Yo, my gf just gave me a surprise blojob it was the best experience of my life!" "Damn I need some of that!"
by Tristan Auto September 02, 2023
Joe: So I hear you are going PC / Liberal lately with all this Happy Holiday stuff instead of Merry Christmas. Pretty soon you will be doing some of that Kumbaya shit with the Bern.
Caryn: Oh yea? How PC does this look Jethro! (pulling the piece from her bra).
Joe: Damn girl! You didn't have to do the CC surprise on me. Go back to your Fox news watching.
Caryn: Oh yea? How PC does this look Jethro! (pulling the piece from her bra).
Joe: Damn girl! You didn't have to do the CC surprise on me. Go back to your Fox news watching.
by Your Eminence December 17, 2015