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The absolute most catastrophic event in the Earth's history, should it happen.

The BBC will send out an emergency broadcast alert, all motorways in the UK will be shut apart from emergency services and military personnel. Southampton will be relegated to the Championship, Pareth Pouthgate will sign a new contract with England, Tesco will stop its £3.50 meal deal, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, an asteroid will be on a crash collision course with Earth and nothing can be done about it, Pisstiano Penaldo and Parry Pane will both score hattricks against Southampton, Portsmouth will win the Caribou cup again, Bluestar Bus will stop its £1 fares after 6PM, Domino's will no longer do Two for Tuesday, Pizza Hut will stop its £5 favourites, Papa Johns will stop its £8.99 large pizza collection deal, Virgin Media will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bar vapes will be banned in the UK, the servers for Call of Duty World at War will shut down, labour will lose the next general election. These aren't all the events that will happen and just the ones I have on the top of my head...
Spack No.2:MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!

Rishi Sunak or who ever the fuck is PM at the time: "You must ration all essential supplies now and limit outside contact"
by Jack Spank9049 July 30, 2022
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foot spanking

Letting loose with the flat of your foot, pressing peddle to metal with a sharp quick movement.
"...the Mustang deserved a good foot spanking."
by Edouardo101 September 23, 2016
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Spank The Monkey

Bianca: "Can I spank the monkey" *winks*
Ope: "wtf that's too much!"
Gurpreet: "But I can" *wink* *wink*

Ope: "... Come let's get a room "
by Bianca2019 April 5, 2019
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Spanking

Spanking,an act of slapping/hitting another one's buttocks with a bare hand or instrument. They are usually given to children for punishments,spankings usually last for a few minutes. You can use the act of hitting one's buttocks as punishing or sexual pleasure.
Did you hear? Kevin got a spanking by his girlfriend! ”
by RockyKoook September 16, 2023
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Spank Sauce

Sauce that is released from the penis while in the anus.
"Eernie", "yes Bert " " I'm gonna put some Spank Sauce in your ass"
by CockedBlock69 May 10, 2018
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spanking the lady monkey

A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.
Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.
by Old crazy momma November 10, 2020
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spanking crush

a girl pins a guy down on his stomach with her legs around his waist , then pulls down his pants and spanks him hard.
his ass was glowing red when she put him in a spanking crush hold.
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
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