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simp

a shameful, pathetic one of the usual male species, but the term is for both of kind.

the simp species partakes in the actions of the simping ritual by wasting their money and failing to pursue the love interest. usually, the interest takes awareness of the ritual. to a simp, it is not easy to simply get over the love interest. a simp does the ritual and stays pathetic until he may or may not realize.
stop simping for her pls shes already taken :(
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Simp

A girl who's pussy looks like Homer Simpson's mouth.
Guy 1: I imagine I'm making out with Homer Simpson when I eat out Simps.
Guy 2: That's gay.
by encolpius February 25, 2020
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Simp

incels evolved and developed a new word to describe the jealously they feel upon seeing a Gentleman in a any form of relation with a woman.
My God. My jealously has reached the point where I must call all men in relationships simp.
What would Jesus do?
I think I'll go stalk my crush's Facebook page and attach a GPS tracker to her car.
by Feminist Balrog December 28, 2019
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Simp

Someone who is an alpha male and thumbs up comments in the group chat
by Simpmeistergeneral February 4, 2020
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Simp

Falls in love way to fast and will drop the homies and go with the hoes.
Charlie G. Galloway simpin

You are you are my favorite
by Simpin November 13, 2019
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simp

Someone who will go through far lengths to please a girl, mainly to get laid.
by ayyhoe May 7, 2020
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SIMP

S.I.M.P is squirrels in my pants a song sung by Candace in the show Phineas and Ferb
by Dicklover16 December 16, 2019
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