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Simp

A girl who's pussy looks like Homer Simpson's mouth.
Guy 1: I imagine I'm making out with Homer Simpson when I eat out Simps.
Guy 2: That's gay.
by encolpius February 25, 2020
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simp

a shameful, pathetic one of the usual male species, but the term is for both of kind.

the simp species partakes in the actions of the simping ritual by wasting their money and failing to pursue the love interest. usually, the interest takes awareness of the ritual. to a simp, it is not easy to simply get over the love interest. a simp does the ritual and stays pathetic until he may or may not realize.
stop simping for her pls shes already taken :(
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simp

It's you, you're the definition of the word simp. You are the biggest simp known to man, do not deny it you know it is true.

You cannot escape your pain

You will find a cute egirl and give her 3/4 of your monthly salary just so she can say your username.

deep down you know she doesnt care if you die today, she doesnt care if your family dies, you could be shot, you could get hit by a car and she wouldnt care. she doesnt care about you just your money,
you know this yet you still give her your money?

why? Because you are a simp.
egirl6942: OMG thank you big_hot_spunk_hunk for the 300$ dollar donation!!
big_hot_spunk_hunk: happy simp noises
by chill#7187 July 6, 2020
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simp

anybody who’s name is Corey
by beanbun April 4, 2020
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simp

girl:my friends name is andrew
other girl: he is a simp
by fakethot78420 May 15, 2020
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Simp

A man that tries to do anything to get with a woman, even if she gives him no attention back.
Usually, he will compliment anything about her.
Jad Harb is a simp because he keeps complimenting Jessica's shoes.
Jad Harb ditched the boys to go out with Jessica and her sister.
by Dadoopriv April 18, 2020
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simp

Someone who will go through far lengths to please a girl, mainly to get laid.
by ayyhoe May 7, 2020
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