blame shifting reprobate

person that vigorously evades person responsibility for their action.

after calling Sandra Fluke a "slut" and "prostitute" and asking for sex video to be posted online. Rush Limbaugh claims he acted like a Democrat, that's what a blame shifting reprobate would do

by chicagotom4099 December 14, 2012

Breakfast shift

Shit i must be the only dumfuck out there who's stoopid enough to do these waster shifts. I have to get up at 5 frickin 30 to serve you ass clowns breakfast the least you could do is say good morning, actually no i'll make it even easier just morning will be fine (i loose interest quickly). ah well maybe i'm being to harsh on breakfast it is one of my favoritemeals of the day right up there with lunch and dinner (plus any relevant snacks n shit) besides i probably hate splilt shifts more but thats another whole different but just about as boring rant from yours truly.

breakfast, split, breakfast, split, breakfast...thanks then

by jimbob (one and only, chesney hawkes stylee) December 18, 2003

shifting gears

to give a guy a hand job

dude she loves shifting gears she said to me her after school

by Roger S January 17, 2008

Shift

The action of masturbating with a group of males or by yourself.

"hey, what did you end up doing last night?"
"oh, I got bored and took a great shift."

by Marcus4 July 30, 2008

Shife

(1) Something that is so "bad" it's cool. (2) The act of being sketchy but in a mildy amusing way. (3) Complete disapproval of actions that a person has done.

(1) The fat bartender was wearing a thong and when she bent over we heard it snap which was so shife. (2) My buddy later took home that bartender but only after he was being shife. (3) We all thought that was awfully shife of him.

by Seyphis October 23, 2006

sherman's classic shifter

ingredients: one sherman
one girl
one car

first, remove the transmission from the car. then, lay sherman out across the floor so that his penis is in place of the shifter. then, allow girl to shift gears as she pleases, making her pop scrotal acne to activate emergency brake. after sherman is spent, throw him off a bridge into a pirhanna infested river.

megan gave her boyfriend the sherman's classic shifter

by john September 28, 2003

shift swap

When someone just doesnt have a clue what they are doing that certain day. Like they were meant to be there on a different day all together.. getting the shift swapping.. like work.

"God that girl is having such a shift swap day!"

by Annie Millar December 2, 2007