-a jerkface who gets waaaay too into an intramural, division A, co-ed soccer game. Also thinks he's pretty much the shit.
-makes fun of professional athletes
-thinks he's better than Ronaldo at soccer
-yells at girls when they get out in dodge ball
-makes fun of professional athletes
-thinks he's better than Ronaldo at soccer
-yells at girls when they get out in dodge ball
He's such a blue shirt guy, he got really fucking pissed when he tripped Saad and got called for it.
by Walter Owl February 6, 2009

A regular shirt that has had both the sides cut off using scissors. Looks like a poor quality muscle-T.
Originated in Sonoma County, CA and has spread throughout the county high schools. Mainly wore by the jocks; football & basketball players.
Originated in Sonoma County, CA and has spread throughout the county high schools. Mainly wore by the jocks; football & basketball players.
Joe: I feel like making a new cut-off shirt today.
Devon: Another? Didn't you make like 2 last night?
Joe: Yeah, but I could use some new ones.
Devon: Another? Didn't you make like 2 last night?
Joe: Yeah, but I could use some new ones.
by Iwear Cut-offs July 20, 2012

Dude1: What Time is it?
Dude2: T-SHIIIIIIIIRT TIME ! Let's get ready to party!
Dude1: Alright it's T-Shirt Time!!!!
Dude2: T-SHIIIIIIIIRT TIME ! Let's get ready to party!
Dude1: Alright it's T-Shirt Time!!!!
by SchwanzusLongus August 25, 2011

To masturbate one's self in preparation for sexy time with an underage, or drastically younger, sexual partner.
by philottsoraptor October 21, 2020

Any person who joins a fire department to look cool, but doesn’t actually do any work or contribute anything meaningful to the department.
by Big g's smoke October 9, 2021

A woman who is very tall. She also plays roblox and loves to get absolutely railed in Roblox Sim Sex. She smokes smarties and gets high off ibuprofen. She also rides horses almost as much as she rides niggas in Roblox
by karensusan89 December 1, 2021

by NortyAllan May 12, 2016
