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Japanese Caesar Salad

This where a woman will suck your cock till you cum in her mouth. Then you take a turkey baster and suck the gizz from the mouth. Place the woman on her back and roll over so her ass is up in the air and she balances with legs folded back over. Insert the turkey baster into ass hole and squeeze the gizz into the ass. Then place your favorite serving plate under the junk hole and have the lovely lady shit the gizz out onto the plate. There you go; you are now serving Japanese Caesar Salad.
We were invited to the Johnsons tonight for "Japanese Caesar Salad".
by Toecrib December 6, 2009
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Weiner Salad

A name given for anybody that has ever had their athletic cup shattered by a ball put through a pitching machine
"Hey Chaz, did you see Weiner Salad? He asked me for this bag of ice for his nuts"
by John Marano August 30, 2006
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salad tossing

to throw various greens around
by Assmuffer March 28, 2005
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Scrap Salad

Salad made from any left over scraps of food. Most commonly made when attending other peoples barbeque as an offering, though can be made for ones self with the contents of an almost bare fridge.
Hey we have nothing to take to Barry's BBQ tonight. That's OK, I'll make a scrap salad.
by eskimokahoona November 7, 2010
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salamence

The most badass dragon in the intire fucking galaxy. Will rip your balls in half if you touch him.
I will ride a Salamence tonight. I hope my balls wont be ripped.
by ErwinTheMotherFucker November 27, 2016
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or saaamthing

saaamthing about saamthing regarding saaamthing
fonzy: "hey let's go to the beach this sat or saaamthing.."
by -tae April 12, 2010
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House Salad

Hosting a house party whereby in addition to drinking, partying and other debauchery, you offer up your wife's or girlfriend's ass to your guests for a little hot, juicy, tangy tossed salad action.
Everyone always looked forward to the spread at Howard's Super Bowl party. While renowned for the food, his parties were best known for the serving up of the House Salad at half time. The ribs weren't the only thing served up tangy in the last half of the game.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015
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