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Spit Roast 

It's like an Eiffel Tower but you don't hi-five.
I was the middle of a spit roast last night.
Spit Roast by Hary Gofman June 3, 2023

human roast beef 

Ravioli give me the formuoli when you look like a roasted piece of beef
human roast beef by Human roast beef November 24, 2023

Gay Roast Reflex 

The act of deflecting a verbal confrontation with a homosexual joke.
“Austin you really need to cut back on your drinking.”
“We should spoon the next time you’re in town”
“Stop using your gay roast reflex and answer the question

Ethiopian Roast Game 

The fact that Ethiopian families literally ate their own children as their "Christmas Roasts" after slaughtering them for not having food.

This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Ethiopia as well if they weren't black and had food.

Colonially used to make fun of parentless furries who believe the roast game is even slightly plausible.
Just like doz crazy Americans, we wud do it too, but it be called da called "The Ethiopian Roast Game" this time if we actually ate food click nuck click!

Chunky Roast

When you cut a whole in the bottom of a peanut butter jar, and two men insert their penis in both openings of the peanut butter jar and "spit roast" it.
Me and my homie Grady just did a Chunky Roast this morning.
Chunky Roast by 234568789uifohug2 February 11, 2025

Iraq Roast Game 

The Iraq Roast Game happened Mar 20, 2003 to Dec 15, 2011 where Americans ate Iraqi children because Tony Hawk's underground was ruining the game sphere in 2003.
Oh fuck another victim of the Iraq Roast Game