the non tard that keeps the tards in a group, also knows how to speak Tardese, the language of the tards
by tardefinition April 10, 2015
Get the retard ranglermug. An agent that enigmatically repels sexual desire such as moldy cheese, dead horses, or Hillary Clinton’s breasts.
I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her
by Obiwan723 March 3, 2021
Get the Sex Retardantmug. When you have problems talking to or engaging with women. Or once you do talk to a girl, you end up screwing it up by doing all the wrong things.
"That dude doesn't get any bitches, he's lady retarded."
"His lady retarded ass is going to be single forever!"
"His lady retarded ass is going to be single forever!"
by Cyberumor January 14, 2014
Get the Lady Retardedmug. by Peachy dimples January 16, 2018
Get the dick retardedmug. Someone who thinks two wrongs make a right. Moral retards are prone to making bad decisions and do not consider how their actions might affect other people. They prefer being friends with other moral retards that will assist them in their morally retarded acts. Most delight in devising cruel and unusual ways to impress their "M.R" friends by doing ignorant, senseless things to those that aren't morally retarded.
M.R: I am morally retarded and if I don't like you I will go out of my way to prove it.
Non M.R. : You do not have to prove you don't like me.
Non M.R. : You do not have to prove you don't like me.
by BaconMastert September 19, 2016
Get the Morally Retardedmug. used to define someone who is a sleet retard
it was made by unavaliable395#8819 after reading a Vrchat world as sleet retard and doesn't truly have a particular meaning
it was made by unavaliable395#8819 after reading a Vrchat world as sleet retard and doesn't truly have a particular meaning
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by drekdeeznuts May 18, 2023
Get the sleet retardmug. A state beyond directionally challenged. One who is directionally retarded is legitimately useless at navigating anywhere, either by vehicle or by foot. This includes following a navigation system, going to locations they have been to countless times, or even as simple as following someone else's directions who is sitting in the passenger seat of your car. No matter the circumstances, no matter the stakes, one with directional retardation will simply always find a way to fuck it up. This accumulation of wrong turns and missed exits during any voyage means that they are generally always late to everything.
Driver- Ok, what exit do I take?
Passenger- Take exit 4 and then turn right onto cherry street.
Driver (takes exit 5 and then turns left onto Apple street)- Sorry, I'm directionally retarded
Passenger- Take exit 4 and then turn right onto cherry street.
Driver (takes exit 5 and then turns left onto Apple street)- Sorry, I'm directionally retarded
by LemonZest June 19, 2016
Get the Directionally Retardedmug.