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ryan reardon

ryan reardon said so himself
by dawn jr, May 7, 2019
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Kind Regards

Why have you not sent me the proposal yet?

Kind Regards
by jjvvzz January 28, 2022
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Theodore the retard

Theodore is a fucking virgin ass kid, to be able to truly understand what a Theodore is your IQ must be less than 0

(see fucking degenerate page). The only positive is he is tall as fuck but at the same time, he's fucking black.
Your test has come in, you are a complete fucking Theodore the retard
by Theodore Yang the shorter one October 28, 2019
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An extremely annoying but relatively common theatrical routine performed by certain types of local hipster musicians that seems to come easily, requiring little rehearsal in advance. While all creative people are understandably prone to a certain degree of self-absorption, these individuals are forever engaged in obnoxious self-promotion campaigns, celebrating their musical endeavors in a manner designed to give the impression that they are infinitely more successful, talented, and adored than the everyday, basically unknown “artist.” Recurring themes include: stating that they could—but won’t—drop names (and then dropping them), backhandedly complimenting your own efforts (with a smirk), and offering to do everyone a favor by playing their latest “demo” at parties. As with all such routines, the ‘condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act’ is nothing more than a sad attempt at obscuring the truth (which is that they have cushy but unfulfilling day jobs), as well as an opportunity to wear those gay fedoras.
Dude #1: Are you going to Dan's tonight?

Dude #2: I’ll pass. I need a break from his condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act.
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Retardalicious

Any food which is made by a retard but is still quite tasty.Or alternatly any food made by someone with poor culinary skills and the food looks like it is suffering from some kind of physical deficiency.
Hmmmmm that looks retardalicious man
by Darzo July 16, 2008
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Retard Face

A Face That is Unique to a person within a social group that annoy everyone within that group
retard face
retard face Again
retard face Forever
retard face Pretty Boy
by Josho29292 February 16, 2008
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Retard Turtle

When performing the Awkward Turtle, The person who doesn't know how to properly conduct it and instead face the palms to each other.
Person 1: *Performs retard turtle* "Awkward..."
Person 2: Dude, that turtle is retarded.
by MikenRiss July 8, 2010
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