One who, after ignoring every conceivable warning sign, now, suddenly, sees what everyone had been saying all along, feigning surprise at the end result, but only after the world has already watched the shit hit the fan, exactly as predicted.
January Republicans throwing Trump under the bus after supporting him for 4 years, you ain’t fooling anybody.
by NeigbourPlease January 19, 2021
Get the January Republicanmug. That republican only cares about him and his friends making money and will burn the whole forest down for profit even if it was the last forest providing oxygen for them to live, and are wiling to fight you over it.
by Hard truth February 8, 2023
Get the Republicanmug. by Jiffery July 5, 2021
Get the Republicanmug. Banana Republicans are those to whom the Right is not Right enough; modern-era conservatives dedicated to eliminating democracy and rejecting the justice system including judges, juries and the official apparatus of investigative agencies, punitive measures, and oversight concerning Rightwing politicians.
Those damned Banana Republicans have taken over the Supreme Court and brought the legislative branch to a grinding halt.
by Crawdad Nelson June 4, 2024
Get the Banana Republicanmug. A bad person. Generally insecure and toxic towards others to avoid confronting their own short-comings.
Loves "What about"-isms, Quick to violence.
Can be any of the following:
Name-caller; Bully; Homophobe; Misogynist; Racist; Islamaphobe; Gun Advocate; Capitalist; Incel (unless affluent); January 6th Insurrectionist; Ford 150 Owner; "All Lives Matter"
Loves "What about"-isms, Quick to violence.
Can be any of the following:
Name-caller; Bully; Homophobe; Misogynist; Racist; Islamaphobe; Gun Advocate; Capitalist; Incel (unless affluent); January 6th Insurrectionist; Ford 150 Owner; "All Lives Matter"
Anyone: Gee, can't wait to enjoy my weekend!
Republican: You know, if it weren't for your 9-5, you wouldn't enjoy the weekend.
Anyone: If it weren't for my 9-5, maybe I could do something with my life instead of work everyday.
Republican: Well, if you don't like working, then stop!
Anyone: Then how will I eat? Or pay my bills?
Republican: Should have figured that out before becoming a free-loader. Maybe your parents can help you with a small loan.
Republican: You know, if it weren't for your 9-5, you wouldn't enjoy the weekend.
Anyone: If it weren't for my 9-5, maybe I could do something with my life instead of work everyday.
Republican: Well, if you don't like working, then stop!
Anyone: Then how will I eat? Or pay my bills?
Republican: Should have figured that out before becoming a free-loader. Maybe your parents can help you with a small loan.
by AverageTom June 22, 2021
Get the Republicanmug. Americans with a bad reputation who 90% of the time vote right wing for lower taxes due to financial struggles.
Helpful tip: Far rights are Republicans, but not all Republicans are far rights.
Helpful tip: Far rights are Republicans, but not all Republicans are far rights.
Far leftists: "REPUBLICAN!!!!!You want lower taxes????? I bet you wanna take away a woman's choice to not have a baby!!!!! You want gay people to suffer in a hello that doesn't exist!!!!!!!! I BET YOU HATE RAP BECAUSE ITS BLACK CULTURE!!!!!"
The silent majority: 😐
Most Republicans: I just want to not go bankrupt when I buy groceries mom😔
The silent majority: 😐
Most Republicans: I just want to not go bankrupt when I buy groceries mom😔
by Sheep milk June 25, 2022
Get the Republicanmug. Critical republican theory is to take anything considered woke and assume people of color to blame and indoctrinate children when in reality the Republicans are just racist
Matt walsh had a critical republican theory that schools teaching about race is making him look bad so he got upset and cried over woke media
by ancientalienrockdweller December 4, 2021
Get the Critical republican theorymug.