Dick Roll`d

When one guy sends his friend a link disguised as a funny youtube video, or work document but actually contains gay porn.

Douche: Dude, open this link, its got the HAwttest girls on this site!
Sucker: Oh, ok. *click* AAAH!!MY RETINAS!!!
Douche: Dick Roll`d XD

by King KaRmA April 18, 2009

jungle roll the beef curtians

to have sex with a female who is so loose you can roll up her snatch

"bro i had to jungle roll the beef curtians last night"

"NO WAY"

"way"

by the dina March 6, 2009

Crusty Roll

A scrunched up and hardend dried tissue found under the bed of single males. Previously used to clean up after Beating the Bishop

"Good Lord Geoffrey, there's enough 'Crusty Rolls' under your bed to open a bread shop."

by Rattyman1964 April 16, 2010

Tar Paper Roll

A giant black dick. Typically attached to a stove pipe.

Hey bro, can you we lost our rutter on the this cruise ship could we use your tar paper roll to steer the ship?

by Rest In Piss February 23, 2011

california spring roll

When a guy shoves a spring roll on his dick and fucks a hoe, yelling I'm from Cali bitch

How did my california spring roll taste

by biggieballz August 31, 2015

Manchester steam roll

During sexual intercourse, the man will be receiving head when he suddenly pushes the woman's head down and his cock goes deeper into her throat and makes her gag and vomit onto the floor. After the woman is humiliated, the man takes a steamin shit into the pile of vomit. They start to kiss very passionately and roll into it. They have now steam rolled it.

Dude, me and grace totally did the Manchester steam roll all over my parents dining room floor.

by Hoefilterisbestfilter November 16, 2016

dinner roll

The act of the vagina lips eating the front of the pants giving the apearance of a dinner roll

That bitches pants are so tight it makes me hungry for that dinner roll

by Phillip l July 13, 2006