pottery pickle

one of the greatest mysteries of the world. When a guy is doing a girl in the ass and he shoves a cucumber in his partner's vagina. then the guy smashes a piece of pottery over the girls back making her tighten up around the cuke. when he pulls the cuke out it is magically changed into a pickle

"so did you give her the donkey punch?"
"no, i gave her the pottery pickle"
"how does that work"
"i have no idea"

by shenia July 5, 2005

Harry Potter

AKA: The Boy Who Lived, Potter, or Saviour of the Wizarding World

Arch-enemy of the Dark Lord Voldemort, and only known survivor of the Avada Kedavra Curse. Son of the deceased Lily Potter and James Potter, and best friend of Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. Forced into a childhood of danger and risking his life for the good of others, by his mentor and headmaster Albus Dumbledore. God-son of the also "deceased" Sirius Black. Seeker on the Gryffindor Quidditch Team, and loathed enemy of fellow Seeker Draco Malfoy. Also, inevitable true love of Severus Snape, but in the meantime, will shag anything that has a pulse, or not.

"Hello, I'm Harry Potter, and I've clearly got issues!"

by Charm March 29, 2004

patterson lakes

where the cool kids live aka patto

also where they film kath and kim

'shes a bit of a snob, she must live in patterson lakes'

by babelovessex March 19, 2009

Potted Meat Sandwich

A sandwich made from potted meat, which is ground up chicken, pork, beef, and whatever else you can imagine. No one knows for sure exactly what is in potted meat but since it is super cheap (think 4 cans for a dollar), many rednecks lather it on bread and cover it in mayo to make the cheapest sandwich with the most mysterious ingredients.

Cecil is so cheap that he always brings potted meat sandwiches for lunch.

Philly has cheese steak, Kentucky has the potted meat sandwich.

by Cun Lingis July 30, 2010

petter

To annoy or hassle someone due to their romantic or potential romantic attachment to another individual; to pester someone using the elongated word "so", and an eyebrow raise.

I will petter her until she finally decides to make a move and ask that guy out.

by Sanay-nay March 9, 2009

Harry Potter

The best book ever written in the history of the world. If you don't like it, you have serious problems. And you should be killed. "Or worse, expelled".
A book that contained me to my room for 2 solid weeks.

*3am*
Mum: "GO TO SLEEP!"
I: "I'm reading Harry Potter, I can't."
Mum: "Oh ok then."
*Mum goes to bed and reads Harry Potter*

by talea and lisa2727hp January 27, 2009

Harry Cheng Potter

The ghetto Harry Potter who possesses the voice of Whitey from Eight Crazy Nights and was born from a bag of potato chips.

Harry Cheng Potter?! WHAT THE HECK?! Is he the new William Hung?

by dude April 11, 2004