Pill Princess

A pill princess is a woman that takes MDMA, and lays there while you fuck her brains out.

NOTE: MDMA is a drug, used for raves and sex, that comes in forms called presses, or beans, or sometimes crystals in capsules. So while they are not called pills, they look similar. Also, the etymology of this comes from "pillow princess".

I want a pill princess

by Magherra August 21, 2023

Woke Princess

She expects you to open the door, pay for the meal, cater to her every need while repeating her PC woke narratives verbatim, progressively emasculate you, cut off your nuts, and keep them on her bedroom side table. She wants a man to be chivalrous to a certain extent and a.k.a. cis-gender man of the 50s but then wants him similar to emotional and sensitive "Jerry"(Rick & Morty) that can be pulled around on a leash to the ATM and honey-do list items. She will get her cake and eat it, too, groundhog day style.

Shelly loves that Gary is always ready to do her bidding while speaking Woke narratives as the perfect gentleman catering to all her needs while being submissive, sensitive, and emotionally available to take her woke princess onslaught of demands.

by Hixxz68 February 20, 2023

daddys princess

A beast that prowls on white bois, beware as to never come close to this beast. They tend to come with horrible makeup and grammar.

Look, there's a daddys princess over there

by PrincessTa June 16, 2023

tinkle princess

when someone leaves the bathroom door open while peeing but continues the conversation

We were having a serious discussion, but she left to be a tinkle princess.

by yoyoyo girl February 27, 2011

Princess Ella

Ella is a princess inside and out. She’s sweet and beautiful, not to mention hella cute. She won’t believe me but she’s actually the hottest girl on the planet…ever. Her smile puts rainbows to shame and her eyes are a pool of beauty you could literally just drown in. Being drop dead gorgeous is just one of Ella’s bottomless well of heavenly qualities. She also loves to have fun and is quick to laugh. But watch out, if you mess with the princess she just might give you the old 1 2 Chris Pine. If anything is perfect on this earth it’s Princess Ella.

Kali Princess Ella:
Ella cha phi vaelari cor elvari, braza tai liquaniaj vay maven encotia brazali flaeron vaelari. Va brazaca kali vaellanas quar kaca raxolar vay noaerthki sirex simini da aero bay hagenj. Braza cha prinatia cor ka z vanna braz metivela. Ka vanna Ella ekoti daski pinta grigla. Flux cha vay metivela encotia ta vaellanas.

by Vaellanas May 23, 2022

Princess Jujube

A princess disguising as a commoner, known for her wit, creativity and seductive powers.
With her ability to melt hearts by gaze, she single handedly stole Mario and Link away from Peach and Zelda.

She rules over her legion of secret admirers and huge fan base from her many ingeniuous short stories.

An unobtainable, passionate and highly desired young woman.

Friend1: Can you make it for Robin's birthday party tonight?
Friend2: No time to talk, I have to climb the Himalyas, fight a house of Ninja Tigers, and lose my left pinky in a fire tornado.
Friend1: Princess Jujube summoned you for a game of chess after a perilous quest didn't she?
Friend2: Yes
Friend1: HOLD ON! I'm comming too!

by Shad20 June 7, 2011

toilet princess

A woman who is aroused by massive or minimal dumpage on her chest/body.

Brandi "the toilet princess" loves having her girlfriend take dumps on her chest.

by Tirissa March 8, 2018