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OptiMom Prime

That parent who seems to have it all in control. Not only are their kids clean and polite but they head the PTO, lead the scouts and help at all the fundraisers.
We live among the children, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them, waiting...protecting. Though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am OptiMom Prime, and I send this message to any surviving adults taking refuge among the schools: We are here. We are waiting. We will help.
by unomesowell May 20, 2010
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primelord

That pansy primelord is getting picked on by all of the masculine zebras.
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Primelism is a philosophy that holds that one's self is, or should be, better than oneself as the motivation and goal of one's own action.
Joe is such a primelist, he thinks he is better than everyone, even himself.
Primelist is a term to use for someone, and primelism is the philosophy itself.
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prime

a hot and sexy boy that loves his girlfriend very much, is bomb at hockey, and him and his father have more game than Urbie will ever have.
that prime kid has more game than you'll ever have
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your mom has (prime) features i give her a prime dickslap to her prime face, i bet ur feeling real prime now.
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