premature celebration

golf term: The use of any celebratory action (ie. fist pump, raised arm, verbal comment etc.) assuming a putt will go into the hole before the ball actually enters the hole thus causing the ball to miss. Very mysterious phenomenon which plagues golfers.

I had that putt made until Steve went into a premature celebration and caused it to lip out

by goodbuddygolfer September 16, 2010

premature fore-gasm

the act in which a male gets too excited during fore play and ejaculates before the actual act of sex begins.

-I really like Brian, but his premature fore-gasms are really starting to annoy me. He's like a young teenager.

by 3PJ February 27, 2011

permafunk

That layer of odor in shoes or other frequently-worn article of clothing that remains no matter how much you air it out.

Like permafrost in the Antarctic, only with stench.

Also: permafunky, permafunked

T: Honey, it's time for a new pair of slippers.
M: But why? They're comfortable!
T: Remember when Woofie would bring them to you every night?
M: Yeah. Good times.
T: He buried them today. The permafunk was too much even for him.

by Jim Wright August 10, 2006

Perma-dust

A thick build up of dust that refuses to come off even with lots of cleaning.

Although not completely permanent (as the name suggests) the dust is made of very resilient particles that can transfer into the pores if rubbed hard enough with bare skin.

"I scrubbed all night, but the perma-dust would not come off."

by Cleanfreak December 29, 2007

Permaboner

A occurence that is painful in a good way, generally while hanging out with a really attractive person.

God, I had this permaboner the whole time I was with her.

by pwner13 October 21, 2010

permaburnt

permaburnt is used to describe someone who has done some awful shit in their lives.

"damn, see that bitch? she permaburnt."

by pussy destroya June 26, 2017

permagrin

somebody who always has a big smile and looks smug and all knowing, a deteriminedly sweet look but in reality looks like a stupid self concious bitch who doesnt know how to handle her life besides being fake to ppl

i hate that lady in the office with her stupid permagrin

by EVERY1THINKSSO October 27, 2005