Salting the possum

Lighten up, chill out, not take things too seriously

Aaron, she was salting the possum before work so she could deal with her lab mates bullshit
Oh! Good for her. Maybe we should all salt a possum

by Taxidermistlady February 19, 2017

Drowning the possum

To try and make sweet love to a woman with a flaccid penis

Dude I drank too much last night and ended up drowning the possum

by BABARACUS December 12, 2019

Stavro the Possum

a random possum that appeared in a house for no apparent reason, but was still kicks to see

Opaaa stavro the possum

Faaaa boys stavro the possum pulling all the bitches

kita scenes boys stavro the possum kreasing around oakleigh

by t_man 101 May 1, 2022

The Chaos Possum

A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.

William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!

by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022

High on potnuse

1. the name of an author on Urban Dictionary
2. a joke made in a Key & Peele sketch where Peele whispers "I wish I were high on potnuse" to key when learning about hypotenuse. Key blurts it out and takes credit for making the joke. He even tells Gabriel Iglesias that. When Peele tries to make a similar joke, the teacher yells at him that he can never be like Key..

Teacher: The right triangle's longest side is called the hypotenuse.
Peele: (whispers) I wish I were high on potnuse.
Key: (says loudly) I wish I was high on potnuse.
(All but Peele laugh)

by jdoexbox360 March 26, 2023

fix my posture

shocked

something so shocking that u have the physical reaction to show it

“This comment made me fix my posture.”
“I couldn’t believe what she was saying I had to fix my posture”

by urdreamgirl August 24, 2023

The one testicle postulation

In the land of men with no testicles, Lance Armstrong is king.

According to the one testicle postulation, this flat assed bitch has a donkey booty. Imma hit.

by bingobango_22 February 26, 2024