Poot

A small amout of cum usually from someone with small testicles or someone that masturbates too much

Girl: is that all you have it's a poot of cum

Boy:sorry sorry sorry

by The KG12344 June 24, 2017

poot

a silent fart

Fred noticed someone had pooted in the elevator

by mudslide slimmmmmm July 11, 2017

Poot

Derived from the word pooter (meant for entomological purposes) meaning the desire to suck someone into a small vial and keep them in your collection forever. Can also be used to suck the life or other substances out of someone.

Other derivations include: pootibility, pootage, pootosity, pooting, poot poot

Me: 10/10 would poot
Friend 1: yeah pootibility through the roof

Friend 2: poot me hard daddy

Friend 3: her pootage is unreal

by Entomodel August 5, 2017

Poot

a very great snowman who likes computers and makes robots.

oh yeah jeff, he's a poot.

by tiltnexus April 18, 2018

Poot

a very great snowman who likes to make robots.

oh yeah jeff, he's a poot.

by tiltnexus April 18, 2018

Poot

Verb, Adjective, Noun

When a man ejaculates a pinner/small amount of semen and/or when a man has a boring orgasm, typically caused after frequent masturbation or multiple rounds of sex.

Originated from Vancouver BC via. KVu and Alex

Alex: Man I was fucking this bitch third round and I just had a poot.
Kay: Aw man I hate pooting.

by KhVu September 18, 2017

Poot

To poot is to have a wet fart/shart

Did your guys hear that ? I'm pretty sure Charlie just pooted..

by some no life retard October 3, 2017