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The Garret position

The Garret position is when a guy bangs a black lab and then Puts his Willy in a girl or guy.
I did The Garret position last night while playing video games and it was the best thing ever.
by JT rodilo December 18, 2017
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seatle position

seatle position - to sit while playing Nintendo Wii
everyone was standing in-line except mom she was sitting on couch in the seatle position
by lukethaduke October 1, 2020
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The Sliding X Position

This is a sex move that requires a lot of cardio and stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Yes Doctor, we got these injuries from performing The Sliding X Position. Let's just say that knees went places they shouldn't have"

"Hey honey, welcome home, as you can see that I am already in The sliding x position for you cause you've worked so hard. Go on big boy, take a run at this"

"Wanna try this Sliding X Position? It looks quite advanced"
by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022
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Live Positive

Phrase found amongst HIV+ people in the UK, who choose to embrace life and positivity rather than spiral into suicidal thoughts and depression
I choose to Live Positive, its a disease, not a death sentance.
by Tryagainguy1234 July 25, 2024
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Nazi Position

1) When you fuck someone in the shower and they pass out during climax
2) When you fuck someone with a gas mask
I fucked a girl in the nazi position last night, had to finish washing their hair
by UrbanMansig November 23, 2022
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Gefimcious Positioning

strategically leveraging foes so that you are in a position where you are either unharmed or less so, while your foes suffer more when facing a common threat.

root words Gefea Inimi
The Chinese Communist Party used Gefimcious Positioning to avoid the wrath of the Japanese Empire while weakening their Chinese Republic rivals

Allowing them to win the civil war later.
by chingureul mananeura Shy shy s November 2, 2023
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glitter positive

I am glitter positive. ie I have herpes.
by Sassybrat63252 November 5, 2022
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