When a girl will let you cum in her face, but not in her mouth, you first shoot your load on her nose, covering her nostrils. She will then have to open her mouth to breathe, at which time, you finish cumming in her mouth.
As she was wiping the cum out of her nose, my wife sighed and said "Really? Another Nellie Nose Plug?"
by Juanny Cash September 07, 2017
by SimoO December 30, 2017
When your friend comes back from a trip to South America with a souvenir that resembles a butt plug. You immediately call him out on it but he insists it's a Mayan keepsake...but we all know what it is.
"Hey guys I got you this Mayan souvenir from my trip to South America." "You mean this Mayan Butt Plug?"
by The card says moops May 27, 2017
When in the work place a member of staff with higher amibitions is constantly wedged up the managments arse to better themselves by dropping other staff in the Shat!!
by tobycarvery1 April 27, 2010
by MrNorview March 09, 2016
by tuffpuff September 28, 2008
- Oh you work at Victoria's Secret can you hook a sistah up?
- I do not work there anymore...
- Oh crap!
- Don't worry gurrl, I got plugs, i'll hook you up
- I do not work there anymore...
- Oh crap!
- Don't worry gurrl, I got plugs, i'll hook you up
by ShakishaLove December 11, 2013