Dr Phil

A show that make clowns famous. The whole purpose of his show is to “help” people and troubled teens get better by offering advice while ridiculing his guest for the sake of entertainment and then sending them to these wilderness programs that are really just cults abusing kids and using them for free labor.

Well fuck! I no longer have spectrum bc I don’t want to have all those extra channels…. I guess I’ll just resort to the pinnacle of mediocrity, honey put on “OWN” they might be giving Dr Phil.

by USMCboot31 November 16, 2021

Phil

The Bald guy from accounting generally. Phil just materializes at the age of 40 with a receding hair line.

Kevin: Bro did you check out Phil’s hair line?
Greg: No because it doesn’t exist

by Jarcp November 20, 2020

Julius Caesar and Phil Swift

Think about it. Two of the greatest men to have ever walked the face of the earth. Nothing can stop this dynamic duo. They will make the world hype again. They can destroy PewDiePie's meme review!!!

Julius Caesar and Phil Swift are hype lords.

by He who sends it October 10, 2018

Phil

Phil, our lord and saviour. He is the one who can beat goku with one hit. My mans is stronger then ur mom and is stealing yo mf greezy ass gorl

Phil: Phil will beat goku

by Papilordgorl January 16, 2021

Phil

Phil or Phillip is a great person who is normally obsessed trees. Some like growing them, climbing or even running into them.

Silly Phil ran into a tree.

by Jacob O'Neill December 25, 2021

Phil Shaw

The Buzz Machine

Chad: Yo where we goin tonight
Brad: Phil Shaw is tossing a banger

by SloppyMcfloppy14 May 21, 2018

Dr. Phil

Stopper of evil, lord of the mustache, facts-wielding man of myth. Owns a tv show of the same name. People worship the blood and facial hair of Dr. Phil.

Friend: Why are you laying in a summoning circle?

Me: I just watched Dr. Phil.

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022