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Heavy Metal Penguin Kiss

1. A regular penguin kiss (touching one's nose briefly with someone elses) combined with head-banging. This results in the "Heavy Metal Penguin Kiss".
by Billy Delashmutt July 29, 2008
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Arctic penguin

Someone who looks like there in the right sort of place but is not. Comes from the fact that many people think Penguins live in the North Pole but they actually live in the South Pole.
Mark "Hey Jerry you love to surf hit those gnarly waves!"

Jerry "Ummm alright i'll try" (Splash plonk")

A very large crowd of critising onlookers " FAIL! what an arctic penguin!"
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 24, 2010
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penguins taste like babies

babies taste similar to penguins. and vice versa.
Private: stop killing me!
Private(1): kick the tk'er!
Cromwell: PENGUINS TASTE LIKE BABIES!
by crommy November 20, 2002
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When your teacher tries to fit in with the rest of the Gen-Z generation but then look here and find out they said @$?#! in front of the whole class!
Student: "a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg"

Teacher: (says same thing) then looks it up *in shock*
by anonymous April 9, 2023
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When one member of a conversation says something they obviously intend to sound brilliant, but which is either completely moronic or totally inappropriate, another member can respond with this line as a way of pointing out said inappropriateness.
Othello: I'm madly in love with Desdemona, but I fear she's being unfaithful.
Iago: You know, I once had a spicy burrito I felt the same way about.
Othello: (stopping, with his mouth hanging open and his eyes blinking) No thanks, I already have a penguin.
by reillan January 29, 2006
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club penguin rewritten

club penguin rewritten was expected
by tobu September 2, 2017
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