swiss pretzel

Thats when a yoga master crams herself into a suspended tire swing with only her rear end exposed there is a large amount of lubrication.

I went to the nature preserve today and i noticed that someone was engaging in a swiss pretzel, it looked extremely uncomfortable.

by Maurading Twerk Team Captain April 27, 2014

blindfolded pretzel

A sex act that includes a blindfold(s), and creative expressions to smear mustard/baby food on the contorted partner. Many oral/sexual pleasures may be derived.

Parties must be careful to execute a proper warmup routine. No children will be harmed in this exercise. Variations: double-blindfolded pretzel, blindfolded pretzel with ketchup, gag-ball pretzel, blindfolded bagel.

We tried the blindfolded pretzel last night night. Kinda kinky.

by Nogdog October 16, 2014

pet peeze

An animal that sneezes & pees at the same time

Did that dog justed pet peezed

by Logically_25 March 13, 2016

boil pretzel sticks

Take a shit

Damn Daniel my stomach hurts I need to boil pretzel sticks.

by Goosetavo July 2, 2016

3 peet

When someone smokes a cigarette, cigar, and weed within 30 minutes

Joe pulled a 3 peet by lighting a cigar, weed, and a stogie at his sons baseball game.

by Marc237 July 1, 2016

soggy pretzel

When she sucks on your dick for so long that it just goes limp and then it's all wet and just kinda hanging around

"Ah shit, my dick went soggy pretzel on me.... My bad..."

by peteypablocaso February 28, 2017

The Pretzels of the Party Mix

A boring person in a group of friends. Kinda needed in some respects, but never the center of attention. Conclusion: don't be this person.

God damn you, Joey, you're the pretzels of the party mix.

by SammySlimJim March 15, 2017