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Planking

Planking is a simple yet effective procedure.

When performing a Plank:

1/ You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.

2/ Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.

3/ Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.

4/ You must make it known that you are Planking. Saying 'I am Planking' will usually get this across. Sternly announcing it will ensure a good result.

5/ Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.

6/ Every Plank that is captured must be named.
Shit johnny you are the king of planking
by handsomedanbeatsworking June 10, 2011
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Panning for gold

When you take a shit and you have diarrhea followed by solid feces, as if you were panning for gold. This is especially true if you have eaten corn.
Man I just got done panning for gold and I feel great. I'm rich bitch!
by Kyle and kenny August 18, 2008
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parking fail

When an attempt to park a car in a parking space fails and results in a parking job that is crooked or generally not aligned with the space.
Used as a noun: I just saw a car parked really crooked. It was such a parking fail.
Used as an exclamation after a particularly poor parking attempt: Oh man, parking fail!
by dani2012 June 17, 2009
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planking

Planking, increasingly popular in Australia, involves people lying flat on their stomachs in various and sometimes dangerous settings and then posting photographs on the Internet.
"Australian police say a man who plunged seven floors to his death from an apartment balcony was participating in the Internet craze of 'planking.'...Queensland state police Deputy Commissioner Ross Barnett told reporters that the dead man, aged in his 20s, fell from a balcony railing while a friend photographed him before dawn on Sunday in Brisbane city." - Washington Post, May 15, 2011.
by pcjr June 9, 2011
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Packing

When you or someone has a heavy weapon, powerful weapon, or has many weapons.
Dude, what's he packing? He's packing a rocket launcher, two grenades, a LMG, and a sniper rifle.
by FLUKEis... January 13, 2017
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Packing some heat

"I got with this dude last night, and let me tell you. He was packing some heat"
by Kittenlitter May 30, 2017
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packing

wow egg is packing
by egg the dolphin October 18, 2020
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