facebook page liking slut

someone who has to like all pages on facebook, especially harry potter ones. Usually they like roughly 30-100+ pages a day and clog up everyones news feed. These people are usually named Alex.

...likes the page I have a fake pet yellow pigeon and 197 other pages.

Man..that Alex is a real facebook page liking slut

by superstar boss ninja August 2, 2011

Pussy Paper

Slang for 'tampon'

"It's about my time of the month, mom. Can you go get me some pussy paper?"

by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

Beauty Pageant

A beauty pageant is a competition that focuses on the looks, physical appearance and personality of the contestants. Beauty pageants are very glamorous which include gorgeous long dresses, swimsuit wear and fashion wear (their choice) and the winners get a big crown and sash with their title. Beauty pageants are for any ages as there are different categories. The title the beauty queen wins is important to them. Example, Ms Universe. Beauty queens are dedicated to helping out in the world and do charity work to raise money for charities. Girls competing in a beauty pageant have to look gorgeous so they get their makeup, tan and hair done to stand out.

Shes competing in a beauty pageant so she has to get her makeup and hair done at 3 o clock.

by Basicbaby January 26, 2020

Gotta get this paper

A statement you make when trying to hustle to make money with 'paper' being the money.

I want to start my own record label and build my empire, but first I gotta get this paper to get it off the ground. hustle, make money, get rich, earn money, get a job, make a living, become wealthy

by joecoolthefool June 13, 2015

dropping paper

When someone is submitting their resume to employers, particularly when trying desparately to escape a sinking ship.

The entire dev team at Living.com started dropping paper the day after it showed up on the FC.

by Cabron Mejor March 19, 2006

Paper Money

Currently, the most widely used form of currency. It is utterly useless and fraudulent and the main source of all evil, corruption, terror and distress in the form of inevitable inflation. It only has value because the government tell us it does, but throughout history, the sham of paper money backed by nothing slowly reveals itself to the people. All paper currencies become valued at zero at one point in history. The US dollar is next. You can thank your good friend Obama, Bernanke and the federal reserve for the acceleration of this process.

Friend 1 - "Hey I just got $1000 and Im going to put it in my bank account so I can save money"
Friend 2 - "Hey too bad that that money is soon to be useless. You should buy gold, silver, palladium or any other actual asset to protect against inflation"
Friend 1 - "CONSPIRACY THOERIST!!! PAPER MONEY IS NEVER GOING TO BE USELESS AND IS NOT A FRAUD THE GOVERNMENT TOLD ME SO!"
Friend 2 - "Im just trying to help you out so you dont get screwed over when hyperinflation hits"

by Pon Raul August 5, 2010

Rock Paper Nipple

A version of Rock Paper Scissors where the nipple or breast area , primarily the nipple may be grabbefd or twisted in the course of the game. Nipple trumps rock, paper and replaces scissors. Must be consensual between opposite sex. Nipple can be used as often as needed.

Invented in Bolton, Ontario, Canada

I played rock paper nipple with my friend, and now we are dating!

I played rock paper nipple with my friend and that how I got a black eye and bruised tit.

by jonnymagnums November 24, 2009