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Prison Mike

He will let you down, a complete POS. A poser at heart. He will exaggerated his military service. And worst of all I tell, he will surrender when surrounded by the SWAT team and throw the white privilege card to get out of it like any Ted shits your pants Nugent wannabe. Will never actually stand up for what he says he believes, hence the ultimate poser.
Are you going to bitch out like Prison Mike, or are you going to shot it out until the until the end.
by StoneyCali June 1, 2021
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Prison

A building were people who have committed a crime go as a punishment for a set amount of time.
Examples of Prisons:
Alcatraz

• Azcaban

School
by Eevee😚✌️ June 6, 2021
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prison cake

The crust that is left on your prison outfit after your lover gets done with you.
Mike had prison cake on his underwear when he left Dons cell.
by Casey317 August 15, 2022
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Decision Prison

When you are mentally and emotionally unable to make a decision.
Meghan and Nathan could not decide what to do on Saturday night. There were so many options, they fell into a decision prison.
by meggymc September 3, 2022
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Wakefield Prison

A maximum security prison sometimes referred to as "Monster Mansion." Holds some extremely sick bastards such as Mark Bridger, Robert Maudsley, Thomas Hughes and in the past Dr Harold Shipman and Levi Bellfield. Most of which are serving life long and all are serving lengthy sentences. Why? Let's not even go there, the newspapers will have covered it no doubt.
You wouldn't want to get banged up at Wakefield Prison, there are some sick bastards in there!
by LordJenal September 12, 2022
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Prison Burrito

To be wrapped up in a rug or blanket and skull fucked
Did you hear that Johnny got prison burrito’d by the local crips?
by Jabrone842 May 10, 2022
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Prison cookie

When you shit in another inmates sink or shit in a box and place it in another cell
I hate that guy so much, I'm gonna give him a nice warm prison cookie
by Bad word creator November 17, 2022
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