pre-bash crash

The pre-bash crash is a nap or a snooze you take before a party so you can party like a rockstar, fist pump, get crunk, or how ever you want to get down when you are well rested.

Jay: Hey, when do you want to have people over?

Bob: I wanna take a pre-bash crash before we start anything...

pre-bash crash by B_HatBeatdown July 30, 2010

pre shitaltion 

As you're getting ready to sit down on the toilet and take a shit; before you reach the seat, some shit drops, unexpectedly.

He had to go home early today, because of pre shitaltion stains.

pre shitaltion by Turtle Dino Boy & Giraffe Girl July 31, 2010

pre-listen 

verb

abbreviation of Pretend to Listen
listening carelessly or pretending to listen

1- heyyyy! are you pre-listening to me? what are you thinking about?

2- my mom always pre-listens to me! She never cares what I'm saying

pre-listen by Ugly Angel August 20, 2010

Pre-Pooped

Walking into a public bathroom which has (recently) been made quiet stanky by some other person (often anonymous), and then coming out of the bathroom only to be blamed for the lingering stank by the next person in line.

So, not only did you have to deal with another person's stinky stank while using the facilities, you also become the culprit for said stink

Dude #1: You gonna hook it up with that hottie you met waiting in line for the bathroom.

Dude #2: I would have, but after I came out of the bathroom, she thought I dropped the stank, but I didn't - I GOT PRE-POOPED!

Dude #1: Aw man, that SUCKS!

Pre-Pooped by mr_bob_harris October 8, 2010

pre-obsolescent 

(adj.) Something recently acquired that, due to inferior construction, breaks before you can use it, making it useless, e.g. cheap bin liners, corporate gift pens, etc.

A: Hey, this pen I was given when attending that workshop is really shiny but it doesn’t write.

B: Yeah, that’s because it’s pre-obsolescent.

pre-obsolescent by W. T. Figo November 21, 2010

pre-paranoid

When someone is preoccupied with how paranoid they will be driving under the influence with the munchies.

guy one: "Dude, your not even listening..."

guy two: "Um.........uh............yeah...........what? Sorry I'm a bit pre-paranoid about driving."

pre-paranoid by seezilysoo February 22, 2011

Pre-ditch 

To "ditch" or "comedically abandon" someone before an event or meeting without their knowledge.

Yo let's pre-ditch John, I hate that guy.

Pre-ditch by deeezznuts June 11, 2011