poutine

One of the un-missable features of Quebec is poutine. This wonderful meal is basically made of fries, cheese, and gravy. The perfect poutine is one that contains fresh cheese with hot sauce that can melt it, and crispy fries. It would also be nice to have some bacon too. There are many variants of poutine, including but not limited to :

"Italian" poutine : Gravy is replaced by spaggetthi sauce
BBQ poutine : Normal gravy is replaced by BBQ gravy
"All dressed" poutine : It may contain bacon, onions, pepperoni and other ingredients.

I ate a poutine yesterday, I hope I won't suffer an heart-attack.

by atomicSpatule April 19, 2006

pound a camper

see also: constipated, constipation

v: The act of squeezing an unfortunately large poo out of your butt no thanks to being constipated.

After a few days of my feces just camping out in my bowels, I finally felt the urge to pound a camper.

by ae123456 January 14, 2009

poultry slam

sexual intercourse in the presence of chicken, duck, goose, indian peafowl, mute swan, pheasant and especially capon.

Martin couldn't get the foul smell of fowl out of his basement after the poultry slam.

by da_kube May 14, 2009

pound and pork

The act of masturbating up until the point of ejaculation and then immediately putting your penis inside of a lesbian and blowing your load all up in that bitch so she can get pregnant.

Yo that dike totally asked me to give her the old pound and pork so she could get out of the army.

by downgrader November 29, 2009

Pounder

One who is notorious for being a lady killer, Smooth with words, and an animal in the sack. Not to be confused with a pimp or player. A true vagina slayer. Known for murdering and staving vag. Possibily wanted in multiple states for vagicide.

"Man, that Levi is a true pounder. He's slept with every girl in town. Twice"

by Pounder.man August 4, 2014

Poutrage

noun

1. an extremely strong reaction of anger, shock, or indignation without cause; an expression of extreme offense absent any true provocation.
synonyms: faux fury, petulance,

Example: When Muslims heard that McDonalds serves a Bacon Cheeseburger, they were poutraged.

by Peace Love Bunny October 26, 2015

Glen Pour

When someone offers to pour wine for guests and fills everyone else's glasses sparingly while managing to pour him/herself a glass of wine filled to the rim.

Hey, check out that loser host over there giving himself a Glen Pour.

by kelly_f69 April 1, 2009