Cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel

Masturbating outside. It is usually performed in a tent or a gazebo-like structure.

"I'll be right in dear! I'm just cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel!

by Wet-Mice December 12, 2011

inhale my pork sword

The act of someone inhaling your penis

Please inhale my pork sword tonight baby!

by Someoneudontkno May 24, 2017

Arkansas Pork Roll

Brushing your teeth while recieving oral sex.

Jordan's grandma gave me the best Arkansas Pork Roll last night.

by Jim Jeffries June 14, 2009

Marcus Pork Sr.

A man on Tictok who wants to have his own dictionary page. He has gained many followers because of this.

Yo Marcus Pork Sr. wants his own dictionary article. Nice

by AndrewMisyaboi February 7, 2022

the wild game of pork chop

a game created for bored boys where one boy stands up while grabbing his knees while another takes a running start and jumps on the others while also trying to tackle him.

that is the last time i will ever play the wild game of pork chop

by slightly retarded July 14, 2010

Raw Pork

The genital of a woman that is chafed and sore, almost raw, from having an all-night long intercourse.

Mark and Tina had rough sex all night every hour on the hour. Tina woke up this morning with a raw pork.

by notSoladylike August 14, 2010

Is pig pussy pork?

Used to express disdain for something deemed stupid or obvious, especially a self-evident remark. Imitative of an utterance attributed to slow-witted people

Recruit: "Drill Sergeant, will I have to do push-ups if I'm late for formation?"
Drill Sergeant: "Is pig pussy pork?"

by R A Gordon January 4, 2008