Mayan Butt Plug

When your friend comes back from a trip to South America with a souvenir that resembles a butt plug. You immediately call him out on it but he insists it's a Mayan keepsake...but we all know what it is.

"Hey guys I got you this Mayan souvenir from my trip to South America." "You mean this Mayan Butt Plug?"

by The card says moops May 28, 2017

Meat Sweat Plug

Eating entirely too much meat, usually beef, resulting in a constipated state the next day whereby you sit on the toilet taking a dry shit and sweatIng profusely trying to work it out.

I had the Don Shula special at the steakhouse and I spent the next day with a meat sweat plug.

by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2018

Human butt plug

When in the work place a member of staff with higher amibitions is constantly wedged up the managments arse to better themselves by dropping other staff in the Shat!!

Look at Dobby following wedgy round the office that fecker is a Human Butt plug,

by tobycarvery1 April 27, 2010

ran off on the plug

The act of receiving merchandise on consignment but never repaying the owed amount.

John never paid me for the shoes I gave him, he ran off on the plug.

by MrNorview August 3, 2016

fire plug

a person who is always broke

i'm going to have to start calling ty fire plug because he is always broke

by tuffpuff January 13, 2009

i got plugs

I have connections
I know people

I am somebodaay you feel meee

- Oh you work at Victoria's Secret can you hook a sistah up?

- I do not work there anymore...
- Oh crap!

- Don't worry gurrl, I got plugs, i'll hook you up

by ShakishaLove December 11, 2013

Plug n' Pray

Unlike the plug n' chug when a mathematician puts logical numbers into an equation. With the plug n' pray, mathamatician plug numbers into the equation and prays that there right.
-note mostly used by students failing a math course.

"dude I know i aced that math test i used the plug n' pray method."

by T-man2damax December 18, 2008