play Survivor

v. played Survivor, play·ing Survivor, plays Survivor

To act in a manner such as a contestant on the reality show Survivor would with the intention of subversely achieving an end.
"Did you see me get out of giving that oral report? That's how you play Survivor."

"She was so obviously playing Survivor when she was flirting with that guy. I can't believe he actually gave her a ride home."
by Jayemel March 27, 2005
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play handler

A word used black-outedly, either under the influence of alcohol, mary j. uana, mushrooms, or a combination of those, to describe a video game controller.
Drunk friend: "I wanna kill people. (referring to GTA IV) Gimmie my play handler."

Not as drunk friend: "You're drunk."
by One Eyed Joe February 04, 2009
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sex playing

Generally straight males that make gay, sexual references amongst themselves.
"Where have you been Johnny!". "Why,did you miss me Steven?" Then Steven would reply, " Oh yeah, I miss the great head you give." LOL. And everbody laughs. That would be an example of sex playing.
by Coco wood March 23, 2008
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play the banjo with

To play the banjo with someone; to try to make friends with someone who isn't going to be friends or who keeps dodgy company, typically rough, bigoted or violent. From the banjo duet in John Boorman's "Deliverance".
Although they had been making funny noises at me across the square, I just had to play the banjo with those guys. I regretted it within the week.
by Fearman August 06, 2007
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playing spiderman

How a male would masterbate in a shower or stall too small to lay down in, usually in rehab when battling ones own sex addiction.
Dude: Why isn't Joe Robes coming out of his room?
Me: he's defiantly playing spiderman again, dude says he's a sex addict, what a smooth cat
by geeterdawghead December 21, 2014
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bean play

When someone takes their fingers and gently fondles and caresses your nads.
When I go to the massage parlor, I always ask the nice Korean lady go "nice and soft," which means in the end I'll be getting some bean play.
by Rhett Perry December 13, 2007
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Playing-it-hard

When a guy gets a boner during an activity requiring physical contact. The person that they are aroused by can be male or female depending on the guys sexual preference.
Jeff: Hey Daniel! Do you want to play Rugby with me and Jessie?
Daniel: No thanks. I like Jessie and might end up Playing-it-Hard
Jeff: I understand!
by TheMinecraftPlaya June 11, 2013
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