Pedro

Someone who hates mustard and is allergic to mango's, can't get a decent girlfriend because their too nice so they keep whatever's easy that comes along, also has a lame sucky job and drives a gay Ford Focus.

"Did u see that homo walking by?!

I bet his name is Pedro!"

OR
A guy named Junior twice. ex: " Pedro Junior. Jr.!"

by Asshole =) July 28, 2010

Parrot fish

Awkward

thats so parrot fish - meaning thats so awkward

by PARROTFISH007 January 6, 2012

Happy Parrot

A variation on the Angry Pirate, where instead of a shin kicking ending, the lady simply ducks to the side at a timely moment to enable her "parrot" - or shoulder - to take the brunt of the exchange, at which point she must squawk "pieces of eight" and smile as you would if you had a beak

I was totally going to give her an Angry Pirate but the bitch ducked, so I gave her a Happy Parrot instead.

by Egosgame January 21, 2009

Pull a Pedro

When you shave your head because it is too hot outside and you look retarded with a shaved head.

Bob: "He looks really goofy with his big awkwardly shaped, shaved head. Why did that re-re pull a pedro?

Mike: "Because he was crying about how hot it was outside during practice."

by VicePrez September 7, 2007

pedrophiliac

Northumberland based variation on paedophile. Often used in conversation to sound more learned than your peers.

Mr King is a confirmed pedrophiliac

by T Boor June 30, 2008

pedro

A bitch that has no real personality

Don't be a pedro

by GriteMateGrite November 17, 2017

Lil Pedro

Your Cock

"Hey baby...how your Lil Pedro doin tonight?"

by Jack Daniels May 26, 2003