A variation on the Angry Pirate, where instead of a shin kicking ending, the lady simply ducks to the side at a timely moment to enable her "parrot" - or shoulder - to take the brunt of the exchange, at which point she must squawk "pieces of eight" and smile as you would if you had a beak
I was totally going to give her an Angry Pirate but the bitch ducked, so I gave her a Happy Parrot instead.
by Egosgame January 22, 2009