fart pants 

Pants worn several days in a row, that have been farted in, without washing. This creates such a stench that noone can escape the smell.

Oh man, we ordered pizza and the delivery driver was wearing his 6 day old fart pants.

fart pants by J. Foreskin October 2, 2008

Captain Pants

When a man believes he is running a tight ship but in reality his girlfriend is the one who calls the shots in the relationship.

Depending on the level of control the girlfriend exerts, the man maybe designated as one of the following;

1. Sailor Pants
2. Captain Pants
3. Admiral Pants

And the ultimate....
4. Lord Nelson Pants

'Hey Captain Pants, would you like a Baby Sham?'

Alternatively when referring to the individual, his 'Pants Rank' is sufficient;

'Sailor, what time is your Mrs arriving?'

'I hear Alicia moved in and promoted Matt to Admiral... suppose that's the last we will see of him'

Captain Pants by Carminator April 6, 2009

cucumber pants 

Very tight pants, especially in the region of the crotch, where you can actually see the shaft of a grown mans penis.

David Bowie's hot outfit in the "Labyrinth" is a perfect example the most righteous cucumber pants.

cucumber pants by Andrew DeLong September 19, 2005

Shandy Pants 

A person who has little tolerance for the consumption of alcohol. Usually this person will make for the toilet after the consumtion of a halh-pint instead of the British standard (5 pints before breaking thwe seal). Usually found sprinting back and forth between the toilet and the bar every 15 minutes.

Check that nobber Tarquin, he's making for the trap after half a glass of Babycham. What a Shandy Pants!

Shandy Pants by Martin austin December 30, 2004

Yoga Pants 

n: Extremely tight sweatants worn by girls to flaunt their ass, no matter if its nice or extremely large and rumply. Said to be popular because they are "comfertable", but really its just a school appropriate way for Jr. High girls to let boys see their bum without putting forth much effort at all.

Rarely used for the actual purpose of yoga.

Boy: Hey, I noticed you are wearing yoga pants today

Girl: hehe, yeah! They are like, sooooo comfertable! Do you like them?

Boy: YES! I did enjoy the delightful view of those bongos you are smuggling. Actually, i like them so much I just jizzed in my pants a little. Please excuse me.

Yoga Pants by alphabuttsoup April 29, 2011

In Your Pants 

A term used by Nerdfighters added to the end of pretty much anything, but most commonly book titles, movie titles, video game titles, etc.

Also an online forum for Nerdfighters to interact and converse with each other.

An Abundance of Katherines... In your pants.

In Your Pants by Winkitty March 9, 2012

doody pants 

1. (noun) A person who's negative attitude ruins the festivities of others. Party pooper.
2. (noun) the state of having shit in your pants.

Oliver: I'm leaving. You guys are no fun.
Steven: WTF? Why are you being such a doody pants?

doody pants by scubasteve90 March 14, 2011