palmetto bug

"Palmetto bug" is a southern euphemism for the giant flying cockroach that inhabits the southeastern US. It is more commonly referred to as the "American cockroach" in scientific conversations.

A palmetto bug flew through the front door and into my face. I wanted to bathe in Lysol afterward.

by koalaroo May 26, 2008

Palma

a city on the Spanish island of Mallorca where virtually any sort of crazy shit can happen. Living here is similar to being on MTV's Real World or Jersey Shore, but better because it's Spain.

Dude, I'm studying abroad in Palma de Mallorca next year!" "Chaval, that's awesome, you'll probably die or be so embarrased. Don't forget to go to Aqua Bar.

by et33 January 14, 2011

palmac high school

school full of either farmer hicks/ stuck up bitches/ or dumb ass white boys who think they’re rappers.

person 1: is “palmac high school a good school?”
person 2: “ “

by yeeeeyeeeebitch July 29, 2019

Palmer, Tx

A dusty old town in the ass end of nowhere consisting only of a school and several racists. Visitors are guaranteed to get a speeding ticket, as it is the only way the town earns revenue. The town has no redeeming qualities other than the burgers during Friday night lights.

Got my 3rd speeding ticket going 2mph over oassing through Palmer, Tx.

by ElFeto August 28, 2016

Palmer Middle School

The crapiest school on the planet, and home to some of many feminine obbsession. If you go to Palmer, expect to be called one of the following names for no reason what-so-ever.

1. Gay
2. Fag
3. Your Mom
4. Poser
5. Gay
6. Gay

You will most likely be called gay.

"Hey, that Chris kid sure is one gay fag!"

"Palmer Middle School is one gay place!"

by Alex McCcCcC November 12, 2006

Palmface

A palmface is the greatest possible response to a facepalm, involving slapping/placing your palm upon the said person's face. (Hence the palm-face.) This action has a 100% success rate of pure lulz.

Man 1: How do you get the spider mines for the vultures?
Man 2: -facepalm-
Man 1: -palmface- 8D

by Saan November 28, 2009

Palmer, Alaska

Small Alaskan town located in the Matanuska Valley, approximately 50 miles north of Anchorage. People from Palmer and the surrounding areas have been refered to as "Valley Trash."

Let's drive to Palmer.

by T. April 17, 2005