British slang for masturbation. Not to be confused with "a proper rogering", which refers to someone who needs a good fuck.
by SteelCityMafia November 24, 2017
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Term to mock the great Rogers power outage of 2022.
Term to mock the great Rogers power outage of 2022.
by RUFF RUFF July 14, 2022
Get the Rogers Moment mug.A sarcastic form of acknowledgement, that can be 'toxic' to one's sanity. Usually the person who uses this term does not like to eat raw eggs.
by UncleRoger69 September 28, 2021
Get the Roger mug.There are probably thousands of Christopher Rogers. They are all probably from the United States too. I don’t know but the last name Rogers seems like a very typical American last name. Anyways… A Chris rogers is a bit of a fucken retard at times. He is almost always squeezing in little sarcastic jokes into conversations where ever he can and the majority of them relate to his little shlong. A Christopher Rogers is one of those people that confuses you at times and ends up confusing himself too. He can’t fucking type for shit but the sound of his voice makes up for it anyways. Just like any Chris a Chris Rogers can carry a conversation for well over an hour and can tell a story in so much detail when you think about it, it feels like it is one of your own memories. A Christopher Rogers doesn’t like to lie or doesn’t like spiders. He likes Brussels sprouts with butter and music that is too fast. He for some reason calls a Ute a “truck” and wears shoes in the house. A Christopher Rogers will have a happy ending no matter how bad he thinks his luck is. He will be satisfied with what he has got in the end and the struggles he faced will have been worth it in the end. I know a Christopher Rogers and I love mine.
Person A: “Have you ever met a Chris?”
Person B: “bruh… only about a dozen”
Person A: “What about a Christopher Rogers?”
Person B: “uh… no?”
Person A: “ha! Unlucky”
Person B: “bruh… only about a dozen”
Person A: “What about a Christopher Rogers?”
Person B: “uh… no?”
Person A: “ha! Unlucky”
by _Nevermind June 27, 2024
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Roger Hüppi is the sexiest man to ever walk on this planet. Not a single girl will reject him because he has a massive cock. With that cock, his sexy body and his beautiful smile he is gonna take all the grannies and mommys with them big mommy milkers ( he's gonna suck them all). On his cock he has unbreaking III and efficency V, he's gonna last longer than your parents marriage.
Random Girl: Damn, is that Roger Hüppi? I want his Peepee in my Poopoohole.
Barack Obama: Wow, me too. I'm a man.
Barack Obama: Wow, me too. I'm a man.
by RogerHüppiLover August 12, 2022
Get the Roger Hüppi mug.A term used in Canada regarding major internet and cellphone outages, esp. those caused by Rogers Communications or other monopolies
"Sorry I couldn't respond to your text, the whole province was getting rogered yesterday."
"Cellphone customers we rogered by an outage today, reducing internet traffic by 25% in the country."
"Cellphone customers we rogered by an outage today, reducing internet traffic by 25% in the country."
by MarconiMagpie July 9, 2022
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