road gourd

Car bound cunnilingus, oral sex performed whilst in a moving automobile; also colloquially known as road head

Hannah: “Do you want road gourd?”

Sam: “Yes but be careful on the speed bumps”

by Samonthedictionary May 28, 2023

Road Cruiser

A beer for the road to keep your buzz going.

Hey man, you should grab a road cruiser or two for the drive home, you don't want to lose your buzz.

by Amtrak17 July 18, 2009

tear for the road

One last drink

take one tear for the road before you go

by NNati March 5, 2016

Road fucker

A road worker who gets off to filling deep potholes and/or creating potholes with his cement or jackhammer

Example: "mommy is that man a road fucker

by SlipperySausage12O December 3, 2022

Road pigeon

A term used for an annoying cyclist that ignores the bike lane. Predominantly inner city cyclists who appear to have no situational awareness.

There is a God dam bike lane you road pigeon!

by x0x_Jonas_x0x November 19, 2020

road rules

a reality television show that originated on MTV that has 6 people live in a motor home, travel, and complete missions such as bungee jumping or eating bugs for money and prizes.

That guy Donell from the show "road rules" really sucks!

by stillettobob July 18, 2003

Road Pest

Someone who is a bad driver. Can be classified as two types;

1: the aggressive road pest ( one who speeds recklessly, drives beyond his/her ability, passes maniacally in the slow lane, waits until the last possible second to merge when lane is ending)

2: the oblivious road pest ( drives slowly in the passing lane, changes lanes without looking, varies their speed while driving on highways constantly)

"I hate driving through that part of the city - it's chock full of road pests!"

by AubCat March 24, 2020