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Rittman, Ohio

Hell. As soon as you step into Rittman, you immediately combust into a ball of emotional flames caused by drugs.
"Fuck Rittman, Ohio...I'm moving to Wadsworth."

Grafton Ohio

A hick town full of john deere fans, skater emos, and wannabe tuff guyz who use shit talking to avoid fights and gain respect.

its a hick town so it usually works.
Grafton ohio fight:
t0ri3 buttface- Yo fag ima kick yo ass i heard u was talkin shit.

kid: ok uh when and where ?

t0ri3 buttface- your not worth my time.

kid: k.

The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit 

A man who runs up to Ohio people and tickles their butthole with a technique that makes them shit everywhere, he then tastes the shit and decides if you blaze or not, if you do, he’ll call the police on you, watch out there in Ohio or you’ll be next!
The Ohio Butthole tickling bandit tickled me until I shat in his hand!

Mount Vernon ohio 

Money earning Mount Vernon a place to sell your meth and herion. A place to get your head kicked in . Come on vacation leave on probation .
Hey let’s go to Mount Vernon Ohio and sell some meth and bang on some dope whores

lancaster, ohio 

ohio city which has the highest per catita of lazy ass losers which would rather sit on their couch which is on the front porch and drink cheap beer than get a job and do something with their lives.
You ever drive around the west side of lancaster, ohio during the middle of a weekday? Most of the porches are occupied.
lancaster, ohio by Jim Mack May 31, 2006

King Ohio 

A legend that goes by the name donpollo2982
he loves Ohio and he loves chicken
“Listen, everyone. My name is King Ohio. I love Ohio, and I love chicken.
King Ohio by apollo uwu December 5, 2022