A man who runs up to Ohio people and tickles their butthole with a technique that makes them shit everywhere, he then tastes the shit and decides if you blaze or not, if you do, he’ll call the police on you, watch out there in Ohio or you’ll be next!
ohio city which has the highest per catita of lazy ass losers which would rather sit on their couch which is on the front porch and drink cheapbeer than get a job and do something with their lives.
You ever drive around the west side of lancaster, ohio during the middle of a weekday? Most of the porches are occupied.