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Oscar Puri

Oscar (AKA Snowball) Puri is a very handsome Maltipoo. He lives in Bay Area, California. Oscar is a very anxious man, and has separation anxiety from his parents. Overall, Oscar is very chill, but does have sudden bursts of energy. Oh, he also looks like Alec Baldwin for some reason.
A: Nice dog, what's his name?

S: His name is Oscar Puri, isn't he handsome?

A: Yes, he is very good looking. I'll call him Snowball.

S: Haha, he'd like that.

A: Would you like to get coffee with me? Oscar can come too.

S: I’d love to.

(By the end of this story A and S start to date and Oscar is the best man at the wedding.)
by PandaManAlex December 19, 2021
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Oscar

If you meet a Oscar be prepared to meet the most annoying person in your life.
by Anilgena May 11, 2022
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Oscar

a really fat person who wants to be black even though is white
by Osca April 29, 2024
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Big Oscar mayer Syndrome

Big pee pee

Only affects 1 out of 10 men Worldwide

But mainly just 405Richman
“Dang 405richman you still stuffing from Big Oscar mayer Syndrome
by Richman405 February 12, 2022
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Oscar

A perosn who will get an idea they've never tried before and have no expertise in, watch a dozen DIY videos on YouTube, say "fuck it" and go for it.

Is also outrageusly hot, like seriously.

Can also be used as a verb.
"I'm gonna be an Oscar today."
"You know what? I've always wanted to have rainbow-coloured pants. Time to do an Oscar!"
by FutureRumble May 13, 2019
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crouching tiger, hidden Oscar

oh i HATE U FAGGIUS!!! go fag ur self, loser, lol.
The truth is out: Mr. Rochester and Raines Varens are to be married at sundown!
he, faggius, is a dwaine of Nithya m.
Run away!!!!!!!
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oscar

Oscar is someone who texts u 7 times if u don't answer and then declines your call or it goes straight to voicemail so it looks like u got blacked. Oscar is a simp. He thinks hes close w people who don't even remember his name. People say hes annoying. Oscar should call me rn or i will block him
"oscar goes and texts ppl if u bring them up in a bad way"
by devil angel May 25, 2021
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