Homie-Sexual

When (s)he does have no interest in their sexual appeal, but they have interest in their homies. When ever (s)he does anything related to homosexual they don't have to say "No-Homo", because their sexual presence is "Homie-Sexual".

Jake: Hey man, this girl told me that she wants to date you.
Abraham: Nah, bro, can't you see I'm Homie-Sexual like you?
Jake: Oh yeah, you right. Now come here and give me a hug.

by _Too_Scared_ January 23, 2018

sexual dynamo

One who is extremely talented in the boudoir. A giver of exquisite sexual pleasure.

I want to go bone that attractive Asian caterer, I hear he is a sexual dynamo.

by limericks February 26, 2013

hobo-sexual

a person who enjoys the sexual company of a homeless man or woman.

i just love ho-bo's love stick

by mad1 April 16, 2005

metro sexual

A man who spends more time in the bathroom, more money on hair & skin products, goes to the salon more, and has more culinary & interior decorating knowledge than most women.

Carson Daly

by Krista December 18, 2003

uber sexual

Man who is suppose to be in touch with his manly side, yet feminine enough for the ladies. Trendy and very fond of Ryan Seacrest. Shops at Armani Exchange and does not buy pants with the zipper in the front and back.

Dan, you are looking uber sexual in your collar up polo and steve madden shoes.

by Sherrie "Sis" November 5, 2005

Sexual Intercourse

-The act of a male sticking his erect penis into a woman's waiting vagina, either for fun or in hopes of creating a child. Thrusting at various speeds, the male pushes his penis into the woman repeatedly until they ate finished with the deed.

-The best thing on this good planet earth.

Tom and Mindy had some sexy sexual intercourse on her mother's bed that night while her parents were away to get revenge on them for not letting him come over to bang. A few months later, Mindy was pronounced pregnant because teenagers don't exactly use protection any more...

by Sexy Stripper Queen March 17, 2017

sexually dyslexic

def.a. a person who is confused with or by his/her sexual orientation. b. a person who claims to be straight, bi, gay, lesbian, etc. but by ways, means, or actions acts differently at times or all the time. c. a person who acts against stated sexual orientation in certain situations, or around certain people.

Ex A:
person a: "Shorty sure does act different around his parents!"
person b: "Oh, don't worry, he's gay, he is just acting sexually dyslexic around mom and dad, he hasn't come out to them!"
person a "Oooh! Sucks to be him! LOL!"

Ex. B:
fag hag a: "Watch out tonite, Shorty is being cuntfused!"
Fag hag B: " Oh great, another night of sexual dyslexia!"

by Krukedkukie May 4, 2008