Hate of Nature

A phrase used to describe any harsh weather, such as heavy snow, torrential rain, floods, tornadoes, hurricanes etc.

Hows the weather today?

Oh its just the Hate of Nature out there man.

by Webenator June 14, 2016

vacation sponsored by mother nature

another way of saying you are on your cycle/period/menstruating

I can't have sex with you tonight....i'm on my vacation sponsored by mother nature.

by allgr8 February 3, 2010

Nature's Joystick

The penis - Best used when referencing masturbation.

1 - Dude, that guy must really love video games
2 - Nah, he was up all night playing with Nature's Joystick
1 - HA! Just like Quagmire when he discovered Internet porn.

by Spud Money August 28, 2013

Nature stroking

masturbating in a forest

Jack got caught nature stroking by a man walking his dog

by nature stroker & floor shitter November 1, 2018

Natural Body Bay Ridge

The greatest supplement store in the Universe and the only place you should be going to for all things health, wellness and fitness.

I'm looking for something to help with my soreness, I'm definitely going to see what Natural Body Bay Ridge has available.

by NBBR November 24, 2021

Nature's Ritalin

Nature's Ritalin is Khat. 100g of Khat contains 36mg to 100mg of Cathinone, 60 to 120mg of Cathine, and 8mg to 40mg of Norephedrine. Khat can be extracted with lemon juice and lime juice to yield Cathinone Citrate, Cathine Citrate, and Norephedrine Citrate. The active ingredient is Cathinone. It can also be extracted with 960mg of Hydrogen oxide (H2O, Water), and 40ml of 40% HCl (Muriatic Acid). Leave in lemon and lime juice for a few hours, then chug. Do not heat it up, or the Cathinone will decompose to far less active Cathine. Nature's Ritalin (Khat) lasts 2 to 3 hours. It helps you focus and feels like a strong energy drink, only cleaner. It's weaker than most drugs. Khat is weaker than Speed, Coke, Adderall, Ritalin, and more.

Tony: I extracted Khat using lemons and limes and waited a few hours. Then I chugged it.

Tony: Mmmm. Nature's Ritalin.

by HawaiianPunch1 August 26, 2024

Nature

Nature is not mother nature any more than it is father nature. These are names people gave nature, not names nature gave itself. Really nature is both male life forms and female life forms.

Nature is just nature.

by Solid Mantis November 19, 2020