simp

It's you, you're the definition of the word simp. You are the biggest simp known to man, do not deny it you know it is true.

You cannot escape your pain

You will find a cute egirl and give her 3/4 of your monthly salary just so she can say your username.

deep down you know she doesnt care if you die today, she doesnt care if your family dies, you could be shot, you could get hit by a car and she wouldnt care. she doesnt care about you just your money,
you know this yet you still give her your money?

why? Because you are a simp.

egirl6942: OMG thank you big_hot_spunk_hunk for the 300$ dollar donation!!
big_hot_spunk_hunk: happy simp noises

by chill#7187 July 06, 2020

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Joe

Person 1: Aw man he’s such a simp!
Person 2: What’s a simp?
Person 1: Have you not heard? The definition of simp is Joe. Fuck Joe!
Person 2: Ew! Fuck Joe!
Person 3: Joe? Who’s joe?
Person 1 & 2: JOE MAMA
Person 3: No, Joe the Simp
Person 1, 2, & 3: FUCK JOE!
joe pussy

by Devi1sev7n April 14, 2020

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Someone who will go through far lengths to please a girl, mainly to get laid.

Damn man, he's a simp

by ayyhoe May 07, 2020

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Someone who is an alpha male and thumbs up comments in the group chat

Morgan is a simp

by Simpmeistergeneral February 04, 2020

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a shameful, pathetic one of the usual male species, but the term is for both of kind.

the simp species partakes in the actions of the simping ritual by wasting their money and failing to pursue the love interest. usually, the interest takes awareness of the ritual. to a simp, it is not easy to simply get over the love interest. a simp does the ritual and stays pathetic until he may or may not realize.

stop simping for her pls shes already taken :(

by ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i drink milk ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ January 06, 2021

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