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Monday morning cornerback

An individual who retrospectively attributes their failures and disappointments to external factors rather than acknowledging their own contributions.
Ignore that guy. He's just a Monday morning cornerback. Never accepts blame for his own screwups.
by A legit doctor. Not a joke. December 31, 2024
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Monday

Monday means terrible day. It's because it's back to school and cartoons are off.
"Monday? Ahh!"
by bennymax522 January 19, 2025
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Monday

A day of the week that DOES have the potential to be good. The only reason it's not is because you all have the wrong mindset. While yes, even though going back to school/work isn't the best, if you have any new goals you want to start, Monday is the perfect day to do so. Also, you guys only look at the bad when it comes to Monday. Here are some good facts about Monday you possibly didn't know:

1. It's the best day of the week to buy a new car.
2. The U.S stock market is statistically more likely to go up rather than down.
3. #MotivationMonday has more posts than any other hashtag.

Plot twist: This user was born on a Monday!
Random sad sack: Ugh!!! Mondays suck!!! Nothing good comes from them!!!
Wise guy: You know, Monday does have good things going for it, but you're just too depressed to see them.
Random sad sack: *scoffs* Like what?
Wise guy: If you want to start something new, set new goals, or begin a resolution in general, Monday is the perfect day, since it's the beginning of the week, and you can begin new things.
Random sad sack: No! I don't want to! I'm still going to hate on Mondays!
Wise guy: Fine, stay miserable then. If you end up going into cardiac arrest at 35 years old, don't say that I didn't try to warn you.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain January 30, 2025
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Mondays am I right?

On a Monday one’s depression state is drastically lowered, leading one to saw Mondays am I right?
Guy 1: Mondays am I right?
Guy 2: it’s Thursday
by Monday lord February 5, 2025
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Monday

Random: your fucking ugly
Me: WHAT TEH FUCK??
Random: kill yourself
Me: *cutely is heartbroken*
Me: I FUCKING HATE MONDAYS
by Weezerland March 3, 2025
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Monday Night RAW

Having unprotected doggy-style sex with your partner while watching wrestling, preferably in the 8-11pm time slot on Monday Nights. This act includes doing the Jey Uso YEET with your hands and slapping your partner's butt as your hands come down, so that you can simultaneously smack their cheeks while clapping their cheeks.
Dude! She came over last night and we did Monday Night RAW.
by PT73 March 10, 2025
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Monday

the day of the week before Tuesday and following Sunday.
I'll see you on Monday
by sigmamale1260 March 29, 2025
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